When I was little and I couldn't sleep I used to pretend that the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus was going to bring me everything I wanted the next morning and stay up for hours thinking of presents. I tried to do that tonight but what I want no chocolate bunny or Turkish saint can bring me. Hallmark needs to create a new holidy for me ( Read more... )

Hola Lola ( Read more... )

I just had a bath and the water felt different. So I sat there thinking "I should write a Live Journal about this", cause it doesn't get much weirder than water feeling 'different'... but THEN I got out of the bath and I could barely stand up. I felt all awkward and unbalanced, and had to stumble my way back to my bedroom.

Maybe I was ghost

Murder Murder, Nice Nice. Lumumba and Eisenhower sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-'. "Maybe I'll even confess the truth, that I rode in with the horsemen and beheld the apocalypse, but still I'll insist I was only a captive witness." Stupid girl ( Read more... )

Holy atheism as a reaction formation. Haha, not! I solemnly swear to write more live journals. There are so many religious undertones in this entry. It is so intellectually deep that it is almost incomprehensibly profound. Like the iceburg of unconsciousness below the ego. The more letters I use the smarter I sound, especially if they make 18 sense ( Read more... )

End of summer summary: Crunch and Munch, Crunch and Munch, My name is Crunch...and I WANT MY LUNCH. And what did the lizards do? THEY RAN! One morning... Magic 100, hours of rock, commercial free..., Swimming, swimming, in my swimming pool, when days are hot, when days are cold, in my swimming pool. I'm a muderball champ when I play with kids in ( Read more... )

Happy release Karla Homolka! I know you have private investigators scanning the internet for any mention of your name because you know everyone is out to get you, so I'll keep this censored. In any case, I hope you get what you deserve... you moron ( Read more... )

I have nothing to say but today seems like I might look back on it one day and think of it as significant. Maybe I will wake up in the morning and everything will suddenly make sense. I am mos def my own worst enemy. Logic is not a deeply rooted genetic trait in me... and I was never trained as a Mentat. Or is it theory 101 on masochism. I hope ( Read more... )

I got my thunderstorm! I'm no rain man... it took me a month and 4 days but I got it ( Read more... )

Judging people is like pretending you have Enron insider trading information in modern art... because one painting is supposedly of an abstract dork does not mean that the "arteeest" necessarily has ingrained defective personality traits which make him too weak to overcome his perversions. If a tree falls in the forest and nothing is around to hear ( Read more... )