Hello kittens ( Read more... )

Today while mom was at work I found my way up on top of the shelf in the laundry room and broke into the kibble bag!

It was awesome. I ripped a big hole in the bag, and kibble came tumbling out in abundance.

Mom was so mad when she came home, I had to run and hide behind the couch. But I was totally laughing the whole time!

To the makers of the treats ( Read more... )

It's true. I think that a little bit of soap improves the flavour.

Dee-licious!

I am sure you kitties out there are all familliar with the fine webcomic Two Lumps: The Adventures of Ebenezer and Snooch . Today's comic is particularily excellent because it deals with two of my favourite pastimes: shedding on the furniture and yowling in the middle of the night.

Now that it is officially autumn, and it is starting to get cold at night, I would like to remind all human staff of the proper ettiquette of sharing a bed with one or more cats ( Read more... )

The winter RAINS have arrived, so the human servant dismantled my summer palace on the patio and closed the window. Now my litter and my dishes are in the little room with the washing machine, and I have to go through a stupid "cat door" to get at them. Motivated by kibble, so I've gotten pretty good at opening the magnetic flap with my paws and ( Read more... )

I found the perfect mind control device for the humans! It's this little box that sits under the TV. The humans are fascinated by it, and they grab onto these controller things and just sit there on the living room floor for hours mashing the buttons with their silly opposable thumbs ( Read more... )

The human converted her kitchen into a giant scratching post for me!

Do you remember a few weeks ago when I mentioned that there was a human Destruction Master coming to visit and destroying the walls, ceiling and such?

The destruction now appears to be complete, and I am very pleased with the results. The kitchen used to be a place where my ( Read more... )

I’ve cracked the secret to the laundry room door portal! You just close your eyes, twitch your tail, and leap headfirst at the clear plastic part of the door. It’s a little tricky because if you miss it makes a big rattling, thumping noise and you smack your head on the side of the door. I’m still fine-tuning the process - but it does work ( Read more... )