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Fred the male black widow spider was searching for a mate. He searched high and low all over southern Texas but the female black widow spiders that he did come across just laughed at him and turned him down cos he was so puny. It was Spring, mating season, and he felt lonely cos all the other black widow spiders he knew were hooked up. One day, ( Read more... )

I feel like barfing.

These are the pictures I liked best when I entered my lj name into the Google image search:


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Got this from coldesteyesYou take all the songs you have, put them on a playlist, randomize it, and post the first 20 songs that are on that list no matter how embarrassing they are ( Read more... )

I don’t know why we associate slowness with turtles, there are many other animals and living things that are way slower than them ( Read more... )

Stuff I remember from the last few years of elementary school: my skinnyness, braces, retainer, big glasses, Spice Girls, "Six Underground" by the Sneaker Pimps, "Song 2" by Blur, Spice Girls gum and candy and dolls, Wu-Tang Clan and hearing the most swearing in my life, flannel shirts, my fake Airwalks, ball-chain necklaces, hoodies, wide leg ( Read more... )

my butt resembles cottage cheese and i'm hungry. and gassy. and i feel fat. i hardly ever feel fat. i had a good talk today but now i feel like it was the same old thing and they can't really help me. i went to niagara falls today. my friend and i visited clifton hill and my pants got soaked. i felt like climbing over the iron fence and free ( Read more... )

I feel good. Today was a good day ( Read more... )

any mark is better than a zero. even a 1% i guess.
or not.

Heidily-ho, neighborinos! *big wave ( Read more... )