Apparently, my father takes extreme offense to being hit in the face, full force, (over-handed, no less) with an old baby bottle ( Read more... )

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My aunt passed away today ( Read more... )

this is actually supposed to be Oharu, to which I was once compaired...


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I had hoped that the last craptacular year would end and begin anew with no drama or issues ( Read more... )

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I totally didn't end this year by bodychecking a member of hotel staff in the elevator for being a Douchebag. *

*This is a total lie. I did bodycheck that Douchebag and because he deserved it, we got a comp on our stay.

New Year's Resolution: Kick. More. Ass.

How sad is it that I have to be wasted most of the time to spend Decemberween and New Years with my family?

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