We gave our work cleaner one of the old laptops as his had been burned in a fire -

He has AOL and has installed the disk - but when he plugs it into the phone line it doesn't read it and won't connect to the net.

I have no more infor than that - any thoughts?

Diz appears to be too big to feed from fingers now, considering he has bitten me twice over the last two days.

Not malicious, just enthusiastic.

Right, i have two requests now.

1. The Times newspaper from yesterday (5 July) - specifically the city diary section by Martin Waller
2. Somewhere to get the key fobs for my car replaced/reprogrammed. I found somewhere in Sutton Coldfield that would be fine - except i can't get through on their bloody phone and it is driving me up the wall!

Anyone have a copy of The Times from yesterday (Thurs 5 July) that i can nab?

Fankoo!

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Does anyone want some Durex Extra Safe condoms?
Use by date of June 2010.
I have just under 150 of them that I bulk-bought on a money-saving whim over a year ago, but they are no longer of use to me.
If anyone wants them then let me know - £10 for the lot or 15 for £1.