Finale Speculation: Possible Spoilers

May 18, 2012 15:47

Thank cuddyclothes for encouraging me.

In the double jeopardy round of DIRE CONSEQUENCES!!!! touching series finale of House and Thirteen:

Kind of, but sadly not completely, crack-y: )

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maya295 May 18 2012, 21:53:17 UTC
Absolutely PRICELESS!

And that "Hallucination!Cameron is very disappointed in this. She wanted him to hallucinate hot sex with her. Jesus Christ, did Cuddy have to do everything better?" is a pure gem!

Thank you for that. It made me smile...

PS: what about Thirteen? I'm kinda disappointed. A bit. Doesn't she have, like, THE ultimate life lesson to preach to everyone she get a chance to cross path with in PPTH's hallways, or wherever it is she's wandering? You have to factor the prodigal daughter in that equation! Please? :-P

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damigella_314 May 18 2012, 22:18:32 UTC
IAWTC. Especially the PS.

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damigella_314 May 18 2012, 22:21:22 UTC
I dry tears from my eyes, due to excessive laughing (I almost strangled myself to keep quiet, my family's sleeping, it's after midnight).

My favorite line might have been Hallucination!Cameron is very disappointed in this. She wanted him to hallucinate hot sex with her. Jesus Christ, did Cuddy have to do everything better? but, really, my favorite lines are too numerous to cut and paste.

Thanks for a healthy dose of crack. Please do give us more after the finale (I will probably break the laptop while watching it, but I still have the iPad).

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cuddyclothes May 18 2012, 23:40:13 UTC
I am SO glad you posted this! It's gut-bustingly funny.

Foreman, in his "why is everybody at this hospital so screwed up" voice (which Cuddy did better)

Nobody puts Cuddy in the corner!

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vicpei May 19 2012, 09:20:42 UTC
I love it. Your disappointed Hallucination-Cameron had me laughing out loud, but everything else is priceless, too.
Love the shout out to Biff. Yay for Mad Fashionista's reviews.

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yarroway May 19 2012, 13:29:01 UTC
I love this! The list of tropes is pure genius, and the Cuddy doing it better refrain is perfect.

I think I might like this version better than whatever we end up with Monday.

*mems*

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