Today, my boss told me that she will be closing the cafe for the winter on November 1st (usually it's open all year) because she was offered a job as GM of Perkin's. I'm happy for her because she'll be making a shit ton more money... but I'm sad for myself because now I don't have a fucking job. She said she could get me a job at perkins for ( Read more... )

In July, I finally grew the balls to tell Voldemort that I didn't want to talk to him for the forseeable future because he makes me miserable, but that if he ever needed something that absolutely no one else could help him with, I said I'd still be there for him... figuring it would never happen because WHY would you expect any type of sympathy ( Read more... )

YOU GUYS

I made out with a black guy while Save The Last Dance was on TV in the background... yeah, the one where the white chick falls for the black guy and it's a giant controversy.... ummmm I dunno what else I have to live for!!!!

So my brother Alex accidentally spilled the beans that the family is going to Great Wolf Lodge tomorrow and Saturday... but no one bothered to tell me about it or invite me. Of course. Sort of (exactly) like the time when they took a family trip to South Carolina... and no one bothered to tell me, and then lied to me when I called my mom as she was ( Read more... )

Alright, y'all. As many of you know, I was originally planning on going to school for a degree in teaching ESL hoping to, one day, live abroad and teach English to speakers of Spanish ( Read more... )

Oh hey, mortals ( Read more... )

Yeah I feel like bitching because that's what livejournal is for. PERFECT ( Read more... )

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning ( Read more... )

Ok. Sometimes I like to be left completely alone. I am perfectly content sitting in my room, with my door closed, watching any sort of TLC marathon ALL DAY. This gets very difficult to do when some roommate whose name starts with an A and ends in Lyssa feels the need to knock on my door every 15-30 minutes and ask what I'm doing. I'll just be ( Read more... )

There is a crazy lady lurking in apartment 328... her name starts with B and ends with Rae... and she also needs to find a hobby other than emulating ME. I do not appreciate her copying every damn thing I do... and say... and own... and wear... and like... and eat... I'm flattered... but stop, please. You suck, and you're annoying. Peace out ( Read more... )