1. We got off the Titanic first ( Read more... )

I know how to wear the costume ( Read more... )

I can see it out my window ( Read more... )

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is ( Read more... )

What the hell is happening in our sports these days ( Read more... )

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink - not everybody but everyone that came with me ( Read more... )

Someone’s gotta hear this ( Read more... )

Tomarrow's coming around a hair pin curve in the road ( Read more... )

Every time I feel alone,
I can blame it on you.
And I do.
You got me like a loaded gun,
golden sun and sky so blue.

We both know that we want it.
We both know you left me no choice.

You just bring me down.
So I'm counting the tears,

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