From Tristan's 'about me' section on Facebook:

[stephaniefoster]

Like to embrace random but that desire gets constrained by the forces of being a history major. Am god's gift to women. Problem is god never was very good at picking gifts. "Thanks for the shiny new asteroid God," said the dinosaurs.

Nothing could better sum him up.

Comments

[mr_boombastic_x]

LOL! That's hilarious.

I don't know if I should already be familiar with him, but who is Tristan?

[stephaniefoster]

Just an ex, nobody important :p

[damienps]

Hmmm, is it just me or does he have a hugely inflated opinion of himself?

[stephaniefoster]

indeedly so