On Saturday night, T, his friend Craig, and I all tried to construct a system of shorthand by which we could easily track every shot in beirut games (and we actually did pretty well) so that we could later convert this information into useful and interesting statistics (and perhaps eventually maintain some sort of ridiculous "Beirut League ( Read more... )

Alton's wedding went better than I expected. They did this strange ceremony where they wore swimsuits and got married on a dock overlooking a lake. After they officially said their "I Do"s, they set off the fireworks that Adam is known for. It probably sounds a bit tacky that they basically got married at a cookout, but it also led to some fun ( Read more... )

If I were a different person, I might be embarrassed to tell you that lately I've become obsessed with Madonna's "True Blue" and that it has led me to developing my third officially endorsed fantasy. But, I'm not a different person, and that is exactly what has happened. Now, imagine this scene ( Read more... )

Uh... happy birthday, Leigh!

I have to admit, I'm sort of impressed with the (alleged) Asian dude who did this. After Columbine, I made claims that I could have killed a lot more people than those two managed. But now this guy holds the all-time record and I'm not positive that I could top him. I mean, if you're that serious about randomly killing people, sit down, do some ( Read more... )

There's a pile of trash sitting on the floor in front of my television. It's mostly free sample gum packets, old ticket stubs from old movies, and film negatives that I've long delayed throwing away. I'm a pretty ridiculous packrat, but this past weekend I actually cleaned out my bedroom junk drawer, and besides the previously mentioned rubbish ( ( Read more... )

I was talking to T about this not too long ago, and I decided... I don't find anything grosser than mastectomies. You know those silly conversations couples have about "Would you love me if I got caught in a fire", etc.? If my person ever asked me, "Would you still love me if I had a mastectomy," well, of course, I'd answer, "Yes," but secretly in ( Read more... )

I'm finally officially making the change of screen names from SteveWentCrazy to StephenH2OMan because having two screen names is often too confusing. ("No one can live at that speed!")

So,

• If you know me on SteveWentCrazy, please update your buddy list accordingly. I should now only be listed as StephenH2OMan ( Read more... )

Am I the only one who didn't know that french fries were just potatoes cooked in oil? I mean, I knew they were primarily potatoes, but I thought they were mixed with a batter or something, but no, just sliced potatoes. Man, food is crazy.

Anyway, I learned that from T this weekend when he made us french fries this way. I was so impressed that ( Read more... )

Hey, I did it last year, let's try to keep the trend going.

( 2006: The Year )