for sarah

May 24, 2005 20:58

Q: How do you fit 1000 dead babies into a phone booth?
A: Cusinart.

Q: How do you get them back out?
A: Doritos.

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fotoplasma May 25 2005, 04:00:05 UTC
*melts*

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transient_rain May 25 2005, 04:17:23 UTC
1. ♥

2. Jim is totally the Wicked Witch of the West.

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fotoplasma May 25 2005, 04:26:32 UTC
o/~

It could be witches! Some evil witches! Which is ridiculous, 'cause witches they were persecuted. Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over here...

o/~

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transient_rain May 25 2005, 04:35:08 UTC
... Or maybe midgets!

As for 0/~ I see a sperm with arms or someone doing the backstroke.

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fotoplasma May 25 2005, 04:37:46 UTC
Hmm... o/~ ?

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misterikkit May 25 2005, 09:54:04 UTC
it's a little sad that that's a very mild joke in comparison to my "better" dead baby jokes.

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transient_rain May 25 2005, 18:18:06 UTC
Hit me!

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I'll start slow... misterikkit May 25 2005, 18:21:44 UTC
What's more fun than swinging a baby around on a rope?

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Re: I'll start slow... transient_rain May 26 2005, 00:35:52 UTC
Nothing.

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