ignition.clutch.first gear.handbrake off.accelerate.let clutch out.

i made it go, so fucking proud of myself. i drove all the way round the business estate and even passed two moving vehivles !!omg!!

that's all then, so tired, worried about our english teach's mental health, reading, reading, reading.

plinky plonky (wish i could play piano...)

As we are returning to the institution in the very much impending near future I thought I'd wet your appetites for what I'm sure will be a year loaded with sarcasm and superiority (and that's just Mr. Smith, the fucking comedian). Enjoy...

Steve R. Anonymous'
An Essay On Kids, Politics And The Delights Of Oxo

The kids of today are so disappointing ( Read more... )

just hiccupped coke all over my keyboard. nice.

why is art so fucking depressing? i am so not kidding about killing the smiths with an icicle (the art teachers i mean).

i wish i had gone out this weekend but perhaps i am  fated to a life of solitude.      i sort of like it anyway.  i spent all weekend babysitting. an  ELECTRONIC baby.             ( Read more... )

Ah! hello i am returned. papa went down to the village on the local goat and bought new cables and whatnot and  now the interweb flows through my little compupah machine like the life giving mucus of the maternal sack of the tadpole. hmm.

tis so good to have it back i cannot think of anything more to say. c'ept that i have a hell of a lot of ( Read more... )

well well there you have it guys that was my family.                                      *sigh*

they are all gone back to england now and all i have left is my shitey regular family and a helium filled baloon (which is actually quite fun)

i so badly want to go see harry potter and the gobelins tapestry factory.   oh sorry. history jokes ! lol

um ( Read more... )

i feel not good.

that is all.

what?

WHAT?!

went to le peacock tonight for din dins. "yum yum, that was nice." and showed rachael the BFM soundboard obviously...

aparty from that....YAY! lots of school trips coming up whoo hooo! london baby! i wanted to go to london earlier in the year to see Ewan McGregor in Guys and Dolls and my mum was gonna take me but then all that ( Read more... )

 ARRRRGGGHGHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!

i hate this fucking website! anyway the jist and nub of what the previous, now deleted entry was ; the other night was sad but fun, i am hungry and go check out the new salad fingers episode (*whimpers*) and Burnt Face Man soundboard ( for that go to random crap which is on the fat pie homepage) and go ( Read more... )

where the fuck is everybody?!

my nose is very cold right now, yet my face is warm - what's up with that?

# when will i see you agaaaaaiinnn.... doo bee doo doo....#

took seabisciut a walk round an old abandoned mental hospital today - it is so fuckin' cool, i want to make a film there.

ahh jessica you have tempted me with this soulseek business so ( Read more... )

i have no idea how i posted that twice. hmmm...

har mar superstar rocks! (and no comments on that please, he does and there's nothing you can do about it, so there!)