Okay, depending on the "negotiations" taking place tommorrw(1.20.05) , this might not even happen. But, if the talks fall through, (which, given the fact that we're dealing with crazy assholes, and that I've come to approach all negotiation sessions with a sense of cautious skepticism, is very possible,) then there's going to be a rally at 12 noon ( Read more... )

So I'm at the bank yesterday. It's a pretty long line, and everybody is kind of antsy. There's this old lady in line behind me, and she sort of comes up and stands beside me. I thought it was a little odd, as she was just kind of standing there, looking around at the floor and walls and stuff. And then she farted. Not like really loud or anything, ( Read more... )

Today I rode by a one story house with one of those big ol trampolines in the front yard. There was a fat kid bouncing around with his shoes on, which I understand ruins the jumping surface and really brings down the resale value, but whatever ( Read more... )