2000 pounds of your image wrapped around you.

[stevegutenberg]

A little while ago i got in a hit and run car accident.
i was driving through the intersection of 13 and giant city on my way to get free subway when BANG! a truck hit me. i am ok, the truck just kept driving. a nice man got his plate numbers. this man will pay.

Comments

[konamicode]

kick his ass, steve-dave!