40 Random Stupid Questions ( Read more... )

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them.


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So, last night, Jon-Michael and I were going to eat. All of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye, I see a small SUV that I knew didn't have time to stop and BAM!!! This, stupid, drunk, Asian bitch T-bones the car right in the passenger side where I was sitting. She ran the fucking red light. Asian people should not be allowed the priveledge of ( Read more... )

Friday morning...11:00 a.m.....I'm already not pleased because 1.) I had to get up so early and 2.) I woke up to the smell of pork, which I thought was sausage only to find out it was the ham in the chicken cordon bleu that Jon-Michael was making for class...PISSED ( Read more... )

These are supposedly 26 questions that no one would ever think to ask ( Read more... )

I was sorting laundry a few moments ago, and I came across a pair of white, baseball pants that I wore one time in July to work. Mind you, I have done several loads of laundry since July, but I have always hesitated in washing these pants, as I never planned to wear them again. I decided it would be in my best interest to just toss them in the ( Read more... )

Childhood living ( Read more... )

People, no matter how good you are to them, or no matter how much you've done for them....in the end, they're douches. Giant douches.

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So, today I was awaken to Jon-Michael sitting in his computer chair rambling some nonsense about a shuttle, the PRT, sleeping longer, etc...

I was not impressed, but then he actually made me get out of bed, ride to the Colisseum, catch the PRT, then walk to my apartment.

UGH...

I love him.