ryan secrest is a bag of douche!..that is all for now.

i once heard jesus was pussy whipped by fame.
accepted the ego created by his fathers name
now has baby mama drama from a whore his friends
dont really care to claim.
the life of a savior misunderstood, he saved their lives, so
it's still all good.

i'm so close to getting my own place i can taste it! that is all for now.

I know i know it's been forever since i updated, and i promised some time ago not to take livejournal for granted, but i'm an ass so hopefully knowing one of my few flaws will excuse my actions...probably not ( Read more... )

happy late bday to jackie!!!!
...and skeletal hands can be soft, i'd imagine it'd be like holding hands with colleen...muahahahahaha
i started jujitsu on saturday, slow moving but loads of fun.
im tired, gnite

(The Junkie sits in a chair in the middle of his front room. Wrapping a rubber band around his bony arm, a vein pops out. Shoving the needle in his arm as far as it can go, he pushes every ounce heroin he can into his veins. He slumps down into the chair. His arm falls lifeless at his side, and the needle falls to the floor laughing all the way ( Read more... )

*two jobs suck
*the weekend was fun!!!
*and i guess my brain wont let me have sex dreams about certain girls. to weird to write about!

okay, so i offically have nothing to update about..yet. if you dont like it, go cry to the lord!!!!

the book i'm reading now predates "the da vinci code" roughly 22 years. well this book is where dan brown got all of his facts from. so when i read this list i'm about to print it still kinda made me laugh, but at the same time shocked me...the stuff i've been reading lately...something wild ( Read more... )

*dedicated to jessica, because i havent updated in awhile ( Read more... )