Gather around, children. Bring your cameras. Before your very eyes, my first trick will be to polish a turd.

By turd, I mean life. By polish, I mean enjoy.

gerund!

solecism!

I'm in a new and fattening limbo of Irvine.It is south of Glasgow, and where my Gran lives, so I'm staying on her living room floor ( Read more... )

Poll FAT FRIENDS ARE FUN!!!!!!!!!

It's just that I'm thinking of only eating Tim Tam balls for the rest of my life.

I left work at 11.30pm
I got home at 3.30am
so I am quitting next week.

There are no quokkas in Perth. Liars.

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I'm going to book this tomorrow. Let's hope there's room. There should be. I hope ( Read more... )

I'm reading this and it's different and frantic and he writes breathlessly and concatenates different speeches into the same line and I'd like to like it but I'm not really sure I do. It feels more like a chore to read than fun. Fuck it. I'll read a spy novel they are easy. Did you know La Carre was actually a spy? amazing.


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