Aw, Chicken Shit!

[steviethor]

I recently got this ready-made, just-stick-it-in-the-oven box of Tyson chicken nuggets. And, God, did they look good on the box. So light, golden and crispy. Well, I opened up the box and what did I see? It wasn't light, it wasn't golden, and it sure as hell wasn't crispy. I couldn't understand it. Did someone have a mix-up? Or was this just some

Comments

[proton_queen]

Did you bother cooking it or was it just a lark that you would find toasty chicken nuggets in your grocer's freezer?

-S

[steviethor]

Oh, I cooked it. And, it tasted like a mix of McDonald's Shitnuggets and bird crap.

[proton_queen]

I... I like McDonald's chicken nuggets. I dont know why but I do. I would eat them till I got as fat as a Louisiana resident.

-S

[nerdy_thor]

I can only eat them if I get the sweet and sour sauce, otherwise it's shit.

-Sean.

[morningdove7586]

They're made of fish mostly. I don't know how they can legally call them chicken. Food probably only has to be 15 percent something for you to legally call it that. The rest is (factory) farm animal poop and lard.