Also entitled "Goddamn I need sleep ( Read more... )

When my books come out, I'm going to advertise "Half the proceeds go to ending Rob Liefeld's career." I'll be the richest man in comics.

Also, I want to write a comic book about a crippled lawyer and call it "Paraplegal".

That is all.

Here it comes, atcha again. More comedy I'm considering putting into the book ( Read more... )

According to most Catholics, anything that steers you away from their God is the work of Satan, right? "Oh, you like rock music and you don't go to church anymore. Rock music is the work of Satan." Well, what about the people who go away from Christ due to the contradictions in the Bible? Does that mean the Bible was written by Satan?

Food for

Toying with the idea of writing a book about a stand-up comedian. Very Bill Hicks influenced. Very dark. Very not-talking-in-complete-sentences ( Read more... )

One idea I've always found fascinating is in death. Not so much dying itself, but more of life flashing before your eyes and the afterlife. An idea I've had for an interesting afterlife is this ( Read more... )

Walking through the card aisles in the grocery store, I noticed row upon row of random, pointless occasions. "Sorry You Have Rickets" one might say, while next to it, "Howdy, My Name's Bob" is written in big bold letters. "Well," I thought, "if they have cards to just say 'Hi', why don't they have cards for real life ( Read more... )

Here's a snippet of a conversation I had with someone. I thought maybe some of you would find it interesting ( Read more... )

Back by unpopular demand (in other words: no one cares, but I just love this one), here it is ( Read more... )

It was the longest walk of his life; each step seemed like a mile. It seemed to take three hours walking up the stoop to his front door. With a click and a clack, he quickly turned the lock, and, with a squeal, the door opened ( Read more... )