1. How has LJ changed your life ( Read more... )

I just got an interesting email so I figured I needed to post it somewhere. Here it is in it's unedited entirety ( Read more... )

If anyone is interested in Zombie Survival there is actually a written handbook on it. Notely called, the Zombie Survival Guide. This book has tons of different chapters including techniques to dispatch the undead all the way to transportation and fortification. Honestly, it's where I get most of my information from and it has tons of good points ( Read more... )

hahaha

Retarded kids are amazing.

"BrujahBattalion: I went on a nigger rampagwe"

Grass? Sure, I'll cut the fucking lawn.

I feel god damn terrible today.

Why my mother insists on me doing arduous labor when I'm already feeling like I'm going to pass out is beyond my comprehension.

Well pardon me; I hope I don't get vomit on your precious lawn.

Me: ::making illegal turn roughly 9 feet in front of a cop on feet::

"Oh... shit! OH WELL... FUCK IT! CAN'T CATCH ME NOW BITCH!"

Hey! Lets play a fun fuckin game.

It's called don't be a fucking retard.

You go first!

Fun fun weekend...

eh... too lazy to elaborate... but I ended up singing off a decent amount of hair off my right arm...

enough said.