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[stfuandstfd]

((Sometime after his ~*~manly~*~ whatever with Kank, Hidan went into labor. And um, yeah. daddy!Hidan oh god.))

... yeah, so, this morning I woke up in a pool of my own blood-- fucking passed out last night after I sliced into my stomach, which actually isn't too fucking weird, except that I fucking pulled out a CAT. This is so fucked up. Ugh.

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[threadsofevil]

I'm not sewing you up.

[stfuandstfd]

Did I fucking ask you, bastard? I'm already healing, anyway just really fucking slowly

[threadsofevil]

*lol ignores stuff* Have fun with that.

[stfuandstfd]

Tch, I fucking will. *is busy 'bonding' with his kitty, anyway, who is CUTE and WHITE and FLUFFY and totally ferocious-- it's already bitten/scratched Hidan 7 times*

[uh_yourmom]

...You write all that messed up shit in your journal and you're worried about a cat.

I'm not surprised.

[stfuandstfd]

... well, duh. It's fucking weird.

[deadlycutie]

((and since I'm ridiculously late <3 this is before the Friday night fiasco <3 )

Oh you have one too? *that would be a voice and not through journal--because her cat keeps running around and messing with everythiiing..so she found him for once* -currently trying to hold hers but it's squirming and tearing it's claws into her shoulder as it hops off*

[stfuandstfd]

Fuck, did everyone give birth to one of these? *raises an eyebrow at them, his own cat poking out calmly of one of his cloak's large pockets*

diffaccountbutme <3

[theirprotector]

Well some actually gave birth to pandas --looks at him- metabolism kick in? *also looking smaller thanks to running all over the hotel chasing this rascal that..has traveled over to Hidan and is trying to paw at his kitten*

Re: diffaccountbutme <3

[stfuandstfd]

... pandas? Ew, those aren't even-- ew. *was going to say cute, but well, he's Hidan and he doesn't say or think that shit* And yeah, most of the weight's gone, but my stomach's not as toned as it fucking used to be-- oi, what the fuck is your cat doing? *finally notices Sakura's kitten after his attempts to crawl out, gingerly taking his kitten out and clutching her protectively to his chest*