Oi, hey fucks. I'm back. Miss me?

Yea, I didn't think so.

New Years Resolutions:

+ Drink more.

+ Get laid. Get laid more.

+ This is gay.

+ I think I'm done here.

((OOC; lol kank had a fucking kitten. >:| hence why he disappeared for a day or two. he's still in SNJ temporarily (for at least this journal) 'cause he thinks tits are funny, and he doesn't have to hold the kitten if he sticks 'em in between them. HE'S ASLEEP ON THE COUCH IN THE LOBBY. TEMARI COULD BE THERE IF SHE WANTS TO ( Read more... )

It moved today. So fuck you, I'm not fat.

Okay.

The test being positive was funny the first time. It's kindof lost it's kicks the seventh time around.

Someone wanna find me one of these things that actually works?

I feel like shit.

Think I caught something from those goddamn undead living here. Bound to catch something nasty with fucking zombies walkin' around.

...Well, I can't sleep. Someone come and entertain me before I hurl again.

Holy shit, guys.

Yea yea, my fucking voice is gone, I'm pissed, blah blah, etc.

The thing is, folks, we got another problem on our hands.

A zombie problem.So unless you want your brains eaten while you're sleeping or a missing limb or two, I suggest you stay armed at all times, OR we just bring him down right now ( Read more... )

*holding baby at arms length by it's leg*

This thing smells like ass.

Suna-nin weren't meant to be parents. Hyuuga, you look enough like a woman. Take this thing.

Karin, I did your stupid dare. Almost got my dick bitten off 'cause of it too.

Now...where's my compensation?

I got some things to say.

1. Temari, I hate you.

2. I LOVE TEMARI AND GAARA.

3. I officially hate truth or dare.

4. Naruto, stop laughing.

That's about it.

I'm sensing serious amounts of gay in this house ( Read more... )