You Are Cherry Pie
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Shreddies have a very limited lifespan when milk is applied to them. Essentially one must eat them right away or else they absorb the milk and go soggy. So when I was in the middle of my bowl of shreddies, the last thing I wanted to expereience was a wet fart. Now, for those of you unfamiliar, a wet fart is when you think it's just a fart, but it's ( Read more... )

Well, it's been forever and a day since I was in the blogoshpere. It seems like I'm always making an excuse as to why it's been so long, but this time I wont (except to say that I've spent most of the last four months in and out of various hospitals... don't ask!!). Everything's okay with me now, however, I'm still adjusting to my new centre of ( Read more... )

Wow, it's been forever and a day since I updated my live journal. You could call it a dead journal. But now it is a live again. Part of the delay in updating has been my trip to Cuba. My family was going there for a winter vacation, and they allowed me to come if I came up with the money for airfare. I told them I would tranfer the money into dad's ( Read more... )

It's been a while since my last update, but I'm not sure anyone reads this, and I don't really feel guilty about not updating, so who cares, right? Let's see, what's new... I am working at a new job now, it's a place called R&L Bags in Burnaby. We manufacure plastic bags. All sorts of plastic bags. I help operate the machine that makes produce bags ( Read more... )

I went to the gay pride parade this weekend with my friend Troy. Not a gay friend. We are both straight.. not that there's anything wrong with the gays. ... Anyway, it got me thinking. If I had a clone, and then had anal sex with my clone, would it be incest or masturbtion? Go fuck yourself Kline, Okay I will...

I met a girl online and we decided to meet for some coffee. I was driving downtown when all of a sudden I felt the urgent pressure of a diarrhea attack. I didn't know what to do because I was allready running late and didn't think I would have time to find a place to poo. On the other hand, If I didn't I would run the risk of running out of time ( Read more... )

It’s a hot today. Steamy, warm, muggy, sticky, scorching, all of the above.

Last night, by the light of Lord Luna I quenched my thirst for blood and killed again. Fear me not, I’m only part of the circle of life.

It's been a long time since I've updated, but it doesn't feel like it. Here is the strange bu true story: I work for a pizza place, i will not say the name though. I was delivering a pizza, going too fast, spun out on some wet pavement and hit a road divider. Somehow the side of my head hit against the side of the door and knocked me unconscious. I ( Read more... )