One of these statements is false, can you guess witch one?

1. I have not one but two jobs
2. Half Mad got married
3. There is a Starbucks in the forbidden city.

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I´m in heavy I´m in deep
I look cool but inside I weep
I´m older but sure ain´t as wise
As I pretend to it´s mostly all lies
I´m a liar I´m a cheat
Sore loser can´t stand defeat
I say I´m right but I know I´m wrong
Just want my music when you´re playing your songs

I know it doesn´t show
But it´s time I let you know
Hopeless case of a kid in denial

Got my ( Read more... )

back online did i miss anything?

edit: i missed absolutely nothing.
please ignore.

jealous?
you should be.
i was, but only briefly till i realized, they were my friends.
gallons of free liquor aside, or lamentations of real people broken hearted.

they've built spaces only you could dream about typing here,
but despite the people i miss (you've already been told) my tribe has never been bigger.

while we may scatter, we won't be alone ( Read more... )

if you are in ottawa this eve,
and have plans,
cancel them,

come to spooky tuesday,
cause jes and I would like to say good bye.

your  absence will be taken as a personal slight, and we'll cry.

actually we don't wanna see none of you fuckers no more that's why we're leavin, so stay home so i can convince jes it sucks and we can come home and play fairy ( Read more... )

hush now chiiilll
and don ya cry.
Yo folks maiiight unnerstan'
bye in bye,

Juss Move on Up.

Tworrrrd yo desti Nation
tho U may fine
frm time 2 time
Commmlication

Bite yo lip
N' take a trip.
Tho thrr may be
wet road ahead
aN' U can not slip

Juss Move on Up.

N' peice you fiiiiin
into Da steeeeple
O da buiful people
Well der is only one kiiiin

So shh now chiiiilll
Dn't ( Read more... )

Purity is the opposite of integrity-the cruelest thing you can do to a person is make her ashamed of her own complexity. The stories of our lives have no morals.
Any single conclusion drawn would be false; the episodes, taken together, are untranslatable, incomparable.

create your own myths,
the myths of others is only entertainment

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while making out with Kissinger's oil slick mouth,
it became obvious to me that Zhao and Qian were addicted.
"only Nixon could go to China"

but only Kissinger could make them consume.
"Power is the greatest aphrodisiac."
ask Unical, base the fire gold, hard pipeline dick.
(president of Afghanistan is an ex-Unical employee, now Drug Czar for the CIA)
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and i don't mean aim ( Read more... )

( Me Vrs. the skunks. )