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[sticktokicks]

Dear Mr. Bruce Lee, Sir

Comments

[redwhiteandhero]

Chie

Why are you writing to a dead guy

[sticktokicks]

Because it's Bruce freaking Lee.

[redwhiteandhero]

But

[sticktokicks]

But what? I do this every year.

[slowpei]

That was beautiful, man.

[sticktokicks]

You think so?

[slowpei]

Yep, great letter to the master there. It'd be better if he wasn't dead, but hey nothing's wrong with a little tribute.

[sticktokicks]

Well duh it would be better if he wasn't dead!

TEH CUTE I CANNOT STAND IT

[numbersnfigures]

Oh, I remember you mentioning this man to me.

I used to write letters to Geoffrey Chaucer when I was around 8. I think my mother has them all.

<3

[sticktokicks]

I did? Probably, that sounds like me. I think I have a burned copy of Fist of Fury in my trunk somewhere, if you want it!

...who?

i <3 chie and spencer's relationship XD

[numbersnfigures]

You mean a muggle film? I don't think I'd have any way to watch it...

Chaucer was an English writer and philosopher, most well known for his story "The Canterbury Tales". My mother was a scholar of fourteenth century literature so thus he was a crux of her study. I had many questions about the lives and motivations of his characters.

what is this derp, I don't even get it XD

[sticktokicks]

There are places that rent DVD players. Probably.

...huh. I haven't read it.

[heroicks]

[Okay, he's not going to laugh because she's being serious here. He finds it... endearing, no... that's not the word. He's interested in what Chie's writing here and he knows why.]

If you weren't at camp, I bet you'd be watching one of his movies.

[sticktokicks]

You bet? You know I would.

But they need me here. People are going missing, I'm gonna help look for them.

[heroicks]

People have gone missing? I've been reading about it but thought they were joking around. It's... pretty serious then?

[sticktokicks]

Why would they joke about something like that?

[greenrednknives]

Who is Bruce Lee?

[sticktokicks]

He invented Jeet Kune Do, and basically introduced the western world to martial arts by starring in action movies.

You better be a pureblood.

[greenrednknives]

Action movies?

Of course I am.

[sticktokicks]

Good, because otherwise there would be no excuse for not knowing.

But you should still know what a movie is.