I've got the syndrome again ( Read more... )

( Hey cheggit out )

Tammy caught me smoking pot yesterday. She didn't actually catch me in the act, just smelled it. Note to self: Those toilet paper rolls with dryer sheets (or in my case, cologne/febreeze/air freshener soaked paper towels) don't work ( Read more... )

So I ran into this guy I didn't know at a trailer park, and..

..yeah.

No.

( Hey wow btw check out what my mom sent me today. )

My alarm clock just went off, must have been set for 11:30 PM instead of AM. I said out loud "I'm sorry" to Tammy, and she (non-angrily) says "What the hell?".

She's in the bathroom for some reason. I must have forgotten she's been in there for half an hour..?

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I just cut the crap out of my head and face trying to shave. Actually not really my face, more so the sides and back of my head. You have no idea how shitty it was starting to look ( Read more... )

So I'm trying to find some good weed brownie recipes. I found two interesting ones, one for a milkshake that seems easy as smoke to make, and one for some brownies. But I've never really cooked brownies, and if I fuck up and waste $60 worth of weed I'm going to crush something ( Read more... )

Today I declare Chris Barnes to be cooler at life and better at singing for Cannibal Corpse, 6 Feet Under, and I'd assume Torture Killer though I've never heard him sing for them.

He's not as sexy with dreadlocks and a full beard as he was in the video to Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead but man, I don't care. He kicks Corpsegrinder straight ( Read more... )