Pineapple Pinatas bashed around donkey legs eating a bowl full of tomato stems ( Read more... )

HOLY SHIT!

Nobody reads this, and for that reason, I decided to spill my guts in true Emily fashion ( Read more... )

So in the last week I've become a college student and I found a new passion...

SKYDIVING!!! Oh yes, everyone should do it! Boy I tell ya...

the only downside is my parachute didn't fail.

Oh yeah, and pretty soon I'll have my degree in Graphic Design...

sigh.

How boring could my life be...?

I've heard that nothing changes while you are away, but I still expected a slight variance in the everyday happenings of the good people in Lansing, MI. I at least hoped that I would change, but that would be hoping too much ( Read more... )

All right, here we go ( Read more... )

Well ( Read more... )

Word to the wise...

Don't join the fucking military.

( You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt )

I'm writing a story. It's going well. Ok, now that I've said that...

I love how I can have surgery that's supposed to be very painful and then have it not be painful at all because my body is crazy and only wants to feel things sometimes...

Holy shit, maybe I really don't have feelings at all!