Poor thing. They are a little freaky when they land on you.
I spent the summer in Bremerton, WA and the thing I remember most about coming home was the noise from all the bugs! I couldn't sleep my first night home it was so loud.
Seriously, I'm creating various insects on the fly (no pun intended) when Lucifer comes up to me and hands me this crazy-assed bug he made. It's clunky, ugly, makes a hideous screeching noise, and ridiculously hardy.
"WTF is this?" I ask, and a couple archangels went scurrying.
"It's a Cixlquidlacadacca", says Luci.
"Oh, for the love of ME," I said, shaking my head. "First off, call it something shorter. That's a horrible name."
"Yes, my father, because it's a horrible bug. Whystop at just the looks? The name is ugly too."
"Okay," says I, "call it the Cicada, and make them only breed every so often. That noise is driving me fucking nuts."
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I spent the summer in Bremerton, WA and the thing I remember most about coming home was the noise from all the bugs! I couldn't sleep my first night home it was so loud.
I hope she gets over the shock soon. ;)
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Seriously, I'm creating various insects on the fly (no pun intended) when Lucifer comes up to me and hands me this crazy-assed bug he made. It's clunky, ugly, makes a hideous screeching noise, and ridiculously hardy.
"WTF is this?" I ask, and a couple archangels went scurrying.
"It's a Cixlquidlacadacca", says Luci.
"Oh, for the love of ME," I said, shaking my head. "First off, call it something shorter. That's a horrible name."
"Yes, my father, because it's a horrible bug. Whystop at just the looks? The name is ugly too."
"Okay," says I, "call it the Cicada, and make them only breed every so often. That noise is driving me fucking nuts."
True story.
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