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Coraline: Creeeeeeepyyyyyy

The Happening (netflix): I am offended that you people think the protagonist is like me.

My wedding present to my wife is broken, I hope this doesn't mean divorce!

For those of you that like abbreviations: RROD.

It'll come out of Gates's pockets; sources say two weeks (and my source's broke in January so he should know...)

Resident Evil 5 demo is out, but I can't play it because I won't give M$ money...

On the plus side, Resident Evil: Degeneration was awesome. Terrible movie, but great watch-a-video-game-as-if-it-were-a-movie!

I'm posting from chrome! That is all.

I stopped playing scrabulous months ago, long before the copyright monster ate it, but I still load the page every day because the bookmark never made it out of my folder of "things to check daily". Every single day since it went down, facebook has reported a DIFFERENT error message for why scrabulous isn't there...

Despite what Nature would have you believe, I am not using drugs. Thank you.

http://www.nature.com/news/2008/080409/full/452674a.html

At the rehearsal dinner, while discussing M&Ms:

"Wait, why is there an M on it?"

Now, in her defense, these were the special printed M&Ms that said "Kristen and Steven," and she'd somehow thought that they said "Kristen and Steven M.", and was understandably confused.

Air was removed from the chamber and the mice died, which proves that mice require air.

Ten points if you can figure out the purpose of that sentence. Emphasis is not added. Internet searching is not cheating.

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kendra, dandan, i expect codes from you...