Yuletide joy.

[stillperfect]

To the miniature Molly, I am willing to cooperate nicely with you on this present exchanging scheme. I can offer you either a hair dye job or a change of your family name and in return you quite simply do not get me anything at all. Before you protest at my kindess, please...I just could not bring myself to accept anything off the poor, no matter

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[george_x_fred]

Shikahkah!

[batbogey_queen]

Okay, Malfoy, you get me any of those suggested presents, and my gift to you will be the permanent attachment of your head into your arse.

I would settle merely for a nice scarf. Knitted, of course. And not by your mother.

[stillperfect]

Shut up, Mini. I already have a Gryffindor who does that for me, only it does not quite work like that.

[batbogey_queen]

You must be a pretty big arsehole for that to work. Or have a very small head.