I fail to see why everyone is making such a fuss. Ever since term started nobody's done anything but complain; if it's not one thing, it's another. Honestly, a change in management anywhere is going to mean a few changes in how things work but it's hardly the end of the world. Do get over yourselves, your criticisms are hardly that important ( Read more... )

Much as I'm sure you all can't help it, I would appreciate it if you could keep your whispering and accusations to yourselves. I didn't know this was going to happen, and if I had, do you really think I'd admit it just to give you lot the satisfaction of being right? Honestly ( Read more... )

I have not been living in the Slytherin dorms for more than a week, and it seems that the ridiculous state of the place has not improved in my absence. I do not know if the most disturbing part of my thankfully brief visit yesterday afternoon was that the common room is still flooded, meaning that no teacher seems to be bothered in the slightest ( Read more... )

It seems that this place has become even move uneventful than usual, although I suppose you could argue that this is a good thing. Nevertheless, it is getting rather boring, and having to kick small lake-creatures out of my way just to walk down a corridor is becoming tiresome ( Read more... )

Well.

That was certainly unexpected.

Whatever is happening in the lake needs to be stopped immediately. Things have started to break out and are infesting the grounds and I do not wish to see these creatures fornicating every time I happen to glance out of a window. I suggest someone puts down poison at the earliest possible opportunity. There may be casualites amongst the Hufflepuffs ( Read more... )

I cannot think of anything to say, at this point, that would express just how utterly and completely I hate you all.

That was disastrous. Never come near me again.

I've never seen such a display of total incompetence in my life. The lot of you are a disgrace, I'd be better off with a team of FIRST YEARS. Do you lot have any idea how many bruises I had to get healed beacuse of your UTTER AND COMPLETE LACK OF SKILL OF ANY KIND ( Read more... )

Since Quidditch has started up again, I expect to see everyone on the Slytherin team at the pitch tomorrow straight after dinner. You all need the practice, and you're all going to be there. We will, of course, win anyway, since we are by far the superior team, but that's no excuse for you lot to slack off. Don't be late ( Read more... )

I see that the little people of Hogwarts have taken to orgasming all over the halls now that I have safely made my return. It is incredibly warming to see those that are below me benefit from having someone like myself to look up to and to assist them when they need to be pushed firmly into their rightful places ( Read more... )