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[stillperfect]

Whatever is happening in the lake needs to be stopped immediately. Things have started to break out and are infesting the grounds and I do not wish to see these creatures fornicating every time I happen to glance out of a window. I suggest someone puts down poison at the earliest possible opportunity. There may be casualites amongst the Hufflepuffs

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[really_harry]

Valentine's Day won't be that bad.

[stillperfect]

Oh, yes, I'm sure the singing telegrams will add that touch of classic elegance.

[really_harry]

You don't want one then?

[stillperfect]

The depths of your perception astound me.

[boot_t_terry]

The pink glitter was dedicated to you, last year, wasn't it, Draco?

[stillperfect]

As if I pay attention to such things.

[_mb]

I'm taking bets that someone pissed on the couches while playing doggy.

[blaise_x_zabini]

Doggy Style?

[boot_t_terry]

Is that a request or merely a suggestion?

[blaise_x_zabini]

Take it as you wish.

[no_flower]

And here I was thinking you were one of those infatuated children. Oh Merlin. I'm mistaken! My jaw is hanging on the floor Draco!

[stillperfect]

Surely you must be used to being wrong by now.

[redheaded_nite]

Oh, sod off Malfoy. If they should put down poison anywhere, it should be in the dungeons.