I hate fleas.

[stillperfect]

I see that the little people of Hogwarts have taken to orgasming all over the halls now that I have safely made my return. It is incredibly warming to see those that are below me benefit from having someone like myself to look up to and to assist them when they need to be pushed firmly into their rightful places

Comments

[bossy_bookworm]

How generous.

[stillperfect]

Of course, am I ever anything less?

[bossy_bookworm]

On occasion.

[stillperfect]

Could this be your attempt at being flattering?

[really_harry]

I doubt you've ever even seen fleas.

[stillperfect]

Do not doubt the knowledge of a Malfoy.

[really_harry]

Oh, I see. So you lot hang around with fleas a lot then?

[stillperfect]

We lot? Who?

[nott_to_be]

Your sentences are exceedingly long and drawn out. You could have simply said "here is a photo of a Draco Malfoy painting". I'm sure everyone would have been equally impressed.

[stillperfect]

I am not going to start making exceptions for those who cannot read properly.

[nott_to_be]

It's a wonder you and your beloved get along so well.

[stillperfect]

It's a wonder that you still have yours.

[redheaded_nite]

What the bloody hell...?

[stillperfect]

What was that Weasley? You are in Hell?

[redheaded_nite]

I am, now I've seen that.

[stillperfect]

I knew this idea was going to be a fantastic one.

[_mb]

Your chin looks huge.

[stillperfect]

Your entire being is huge.