To the miniature Molly, I am willing to cooperate nicely with you on this present exchanging scheme. I can offer you either a hair dye job or a change of your family name and in return you quite simply do not get me anything at all. Before you protest at my kindess, please...I just could not bring myself to accept anything off the poor, no matter ( Read more... )

I am not knitting anything.

I WILL get my captain badge back ( Read more... )

My father has sent word saying that during the break the entire grand proportions (handcrafted to obvious high quality) of our 10 acre, 24,00 sq.ft modest Malfoy home are to be left entirely in my good hands. I am not quite sure exactly what I will do with our lagoon pool, library, dungeon, den, dining, gourmet kitchen, studio, gym or any of the 40 ( Read more... )

I owled my father today with the results of my recent attempts to secure the Quidditch field and trust me when I say that very soon I expect the majority of you will be made to levitate across Malfoy property if you ever do plan on going outside to use the grounds again in the future, that is if you can even afford to breathe in the direction of ( Read more... )

I have decided to take matters into my own hands, as have Crabbe and Goyle, and today if you see any of us approaching you with a quill and parchment then you would well to stand still, sign our petition and not speak. Also, do not touch me unless I allow it in advance ( Read more... )

Nott, what exactly was the point of throwing that Halloween party when all anyone did was beat the shit out of each other, surely you are not that sadistic? As pathetic and pointless as it was, I have to admit that it did have the odd enlightening moment or two. I cannot quite decide what revelation I liked more, the fact that Weasley for once was ( Read more... )

If you would create something inspired by the idiocy that some lazy muggle came up with, it should not surprise a more intelligent being, such as myself, that you end up with a useless piece of trash that will not accept your password. I decided it was best that I just make a new journal rather than going off to have a word with the elder Weasley ( Read more... )