A word or two, nonetheless magnificent.

[stillperfect]

I have decided to take matters into my own hands, as have Crabbe and Goyle, and today if you see any of us approaching you with a quill and parchment then you would well to stand still, sign our petition and not speak. Also, do not touch me unless I allow it in advance

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[leora_lenox]

Now that doesn't sound egotistical at all.

[stillperfect]

If I cared, I would be asking who the hell you are.

[leora_lenox]

You are not all great like you think you are and the fact that you seem to think that people care seems deluded.

[stillperfect]

Still don't care.

[quoth_lisa]

If I sign your petition am I signing away the Quidditch Pitch? I think I shall pass, if that is the case.

[stillperfect]

It is not yours to sign away.

[quoth_lisa]

I know that. But if you got enough people to sign it and it said you could do whatever you liked with the Quidditch Pitch then it wouldn't be the school's anymore.

[stillperfect]

I would use it in the manner that it is supposed to be used in.

[mike_claw]

You are a twat.

[stillperfect]

And you are a Ravenclaw.

[delta_devarae]

Yes he is, I won't be signing it!

♥ DELTA;

[raine_0n_me]

Actually, Malfoy, it cannot possibly belong to you anyway, as it is a part of a school which is a listed building with the Ministry of Magic.

Therefore, you would, in theory, have to buy the school, the grounds, Hagrid's Hut, The Forbidden Forest, provide the students with the train and maintain the school staffs' fees OUT OF YOUR OWN MONEY.

And even you don't have that kind of money.

[stillperfect]

I am well versed in what does and does not belong to Hogwarts but let's just say that my father has recently discovered some very interesting information regarding the grounds and, of course, this includes the pitch itself.

Surprisingly, I do not care. Therefore, in theory, I could rebuild and rename Hogwarts, rearrange the grounds, burn down the hut, cut away the forest, kill 97% of the students with the train and send the staff off to St. Mungos. And all of this out of the goodness of my own money.

And do not speak of the Malfoy's like you actually know what kind of money we have.

[raine_0n_me]

You could do that, but you'd go to Azkaban in the process. I hear it's very cosy at this time of year.

I know everything about you. Are you forgetting we are distantly related? Who would want to be related to y

[stillperfect]

Distantly and no, you do not know everything about me.

[batbogey_queen]

Pfft. What magnificant words...?

[stillperfect]

Certainly not "Pfft".

[batbogey_queen]

You are such a dick sometimes it's ridiculous.

[stillperfect]

Suck me.