Yuletide joy.

[stillperfect]

To the miniature Molly, I am willing to cooperate nicely with you on this present exchanging scheme. I can offer you either a hair dye job or a change of your family name and in return you quite simply do not get me anything at all. Before you protest at my kindess, please...I just could not bring myself to accept anything off the poor, no matter

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[sethdemorte]

How generous of you, Malfoy.

[stillperfect]

Of course Demorte, would you honestly expect anything less from me?

[sethdemorte]

Should I have...?

[stillperfect]

No.

[snarky_claw]

Since it appears that we'll both be gracing the halls this Christmas, perhaps we can come to some kind of arrangement? I'll teach you some of the nastier hexes I've come accross and you help me plot some revenge on a mutually hated co-ed.

[stillperfect]

Question, who the fuck are you?

[snarky_claw]

Answer: Marietta Edgecomb, at my own service.

[stillperfect]

Nice answer but it isn't good enough. What exactly are you asking for?

[hollow__inside]

Fuck. Malfoy, I'll swap ya partners. I'd buy that fucking Weasley a nice bomb and hope it blows her head off.

[stillperfect]

Which poor shit did you end up with?

[hollow__inside]

Ryan McDoodlesucker. Should probably get him some sort of pansy manicure set or some shit. Fuck!

[stillperfect]

Obviously must be a muggle with a name like that, I almost feel sorry for him. Shit seems to be the popular gift this year.

[lavenderglam]

Crabbe and Goyle beat someone up? Oh how awful!

[golly_crab]

It wasn't awful so much as totally worthless but good at passing the time. Peccato brought it on himself anyway.

[lavenderglam]

You beat up Mortale? You two are simply horrible!

[golly_crab]

Hey! If you're not careful we'll hold you by your ankles and hang you out the astronomy tower for a few hours, mini-seer! I'm sure all the first year boys would love a view of your wee panties.

[really_harry]

Maybe you should change them if you think they're so ugly.

[stillperfect]

None of them are even remotely handsome.

[really_harry]

Maybe your standards are too high.

[stillperfect]

Naturally.