I am above subject lines.

[stillperfect]

Nott, what exactly was the point of throwing that Halloween party when all anyone did was beat the shit out of each other, surely you are not that sadistic? As pathetic and pointless as it was, I have to admit that it did have the odd enlightening moment or two. I cannot quite decide what revelation I liked more, the fact that Weasley for once was

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[really_harry]

Sometimes I really can't believe you.

[stillperfect]

Likewise Potter, only the difference being that I believe it.

[really_harry]

I wasn't annoyed.

[stillperfect]

You could have fooled me but no, you didn't. What about the fact that you ran off?

[nott_to_be]

Oh, don't be such a party pooper Draco. Or should I be addressing this to your boyfriend?

[stillperfect]

Your sense of humour is never lost on me. He did not shit on the bed, that was some ill fantasy that you and Greengrass drummed up to aid with your kink.

[nott_to_be]

Glad to hear it.

You cannot deny the amusing results of us convincing Blaise that Potter had, in fact, shit on his bed.

[stillperfect]

That is no mean feat when you consider that Blaise is generally stupid. If you tried to convince him that shoe boy was hiding under his bed wearing a skimpy elf outfit then he would probably believe it eventually.

[blaise_x_zabini]

The ever-amusing and sarcastic Malfoy brought me a present, I suppose I should be grateful!

[stillperfect]

Yes, you really should be.

[no_flower]

Really Draco.
You whine a hell of alot, and for once it's NOT me making you whine!

[stillperfect]

Don't flatter yourself, Parkinson. I noticed that you did your own fair share of acting like an idiot at the party.

[no_flower]

I did what?

[stillperfect]

Flung your arms in the direction of that Russian Blue tit, or did you punch her? I cannot quite remember.

[bossy_bookworm]

Good grief.

[stillperfect]

Less of the good, more of the grief.