stillwhitetrash

Never Die

stillwhitetrash Oct 28, 2006 18:43

I have a boyfriend who doesn't return phonecalls; Retaliation ( Read more... )

Conservative Soul

stillwhitetrash Oct 27, 2006 01:49

I quit school today ( Read more... )

college

Partly Cloudy

stillwhitetrash Jul 25, 2006 13:15

My weekend began with a phonecall from Caleb. "We're going camping, wanna come ( Read more... )

get your self perished

stillwhitetrash Jul 16, 2006 19:16

My mom's birthday party/pig roast went as well as can be expected. The police weren't called so that's a plus ( Read more... )

Those kids from FAME are selling pretzels on the street now

stillwhitetrash Jul 06, 2006 23:44

Interview with Best Buy today. It went very well. I'll be selling CDs, DVDs and making fun of customers' poor taste in no time ( Read more... )

employment, booze

I arrived in Keg City around 8:15 last night. We rolled into Groundzero around 9:30. Three skinheads and myself, decked out in the shortest shorts possible, braces and combat boots. Shitty bands played, we talked the Sporadics into coming back to the wigwam. Boozing, Taco Cricket, photoshoots and fooseball were bound to follow ( Read more... )

caleb, skinheads, boozing

I must say...

stillwhitetrash Jun 30, 2006 18:48

I recieved a Brazilian bikini wax today.

I've lost faith in all that is good in the world.

Butterfly Ballot

stillwhitetrash Jun 28, 2006 23:01

Congress voted not to raise the minimum wage above 5.15/hour for the ninth consecutive year. Also, we were one vote shy of making it illegal to burn the American flag. Free speech should not include desecration of national symbols. Might as well fry up a bald eagle on Thanksgiving and call it a toast to freedom ( Read more... )

employment, caleb, politics

It all started back in '85...

stillwhitetrash Jun 11, 2006 14:09

I'm quitting my job. They treat their waitresses like shit and expect us to stay until 3am cleaning for very little money. Fuck that.

Caleb and I are dating now after a rousing night boozing with skinheads in Keg City. My new official drinking garb is the American flag bikini and combat boots. It looks pretty badass with a pint in hand.

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stillwhitetrash Jun 05, 2006 22:36

"We regret to inform you that due to financial hardship as a result of Hurricane Katrina, Loyola University has decided to stop offering certain programs of study..."

This includes broadcast journalism. My goddamn program of study.