When you're sick, you never really pay attention to what's growing on your face:

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(23:00:58) Me: we should have seen napolian dynamite
(23:01:03) Me: everyone i've talked to loved it
(23:01:54) Matt: but i don't like comedies
(23:02:14) Me: you are weird
(23:02:21) Matt: i know

Someone tried to prank call Office Depot today. I was the one who answered the phone. The phone rings. I answer it and say, "Thank you for calling Office Depot, this is Brian can I help you?" When they first started talking I could tell that they were trying to mask their voice or something because it sounded a little nasally and open mouthed. They ( Read more... )

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I need to put more random thoughts in here. But by the time that I remember to put my random thought in here, I forget my random thought...

Darn it happened again.

(23:18:49) Me: i would make a sandwich that consisted of hormones and cow intestines mashed up on a bun with mayo and pickles and shove it down her throat and make her swallow her own vomit
(23:19:27) Me: would that be mean?
(23:19:48) Matt: if you actually did it, yes
(23:20:00) Me: i guess i'm just a mean person
(23:20:12) Matt: yep

Be there!

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Today at Office Depot, we were helping out this old man with a calculator, and this girl walked in with a jersey style shirt that said, "Joe's cousin" or something like that, and one of the other guys was like, "hey look it's joes cousin! did you see that?" and the old man is like, "yeah I see a little bit of a ( Read more... )

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(22:59:56) Me: dude i busted open my old strech armstrong and all the corn syrup started to come out
(23:00:14) Christine: ...what
(23:01:23) Christine: u gonna be ok
(23:02:16) Me: yeah i put it in the fridge
(23:02:19) Christine: ok