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got home from the gym and there were like, 5 little black kids on my lawn, with a little dog in a little dog harness. I crossed the lawn to get inside my house and went near the tallest boy who held the dog. The boy said: "Best not get too close to my dog Mister, I don't want him to have to bite you." The boy was about nine, and the other ( Read more... )

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I was in NYC, going to see an acapella concert where the o erfrmers were all singing traditional Christmas songs in falsetto and high pitches. I somehow finagled my way into a restricted area of a high class hotel using the code 5-3-0-8. Inside was a large amount of different types of private showers, a small pool, a Jacuzzi, bidets, and a weird ( Read more... )

So, fifteen minutes before I was scheduled to leave on weds, I got called into Blanca’s office to have a meeting with her, but it was really Martha’s office, the Big Boss, and it wasn’t a talk, it was yet another ultimatum situation for Lars at Leeway. See, Blanca is incapable of actually just correcting me in a gentle way for improvement. She is ( Read more... )

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Your Element is Earth
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Oh god, I also saw the worst porno ever last night, it was called “My Big Fat Studly Greek Gangbang”, and the phrase that I feel best summates it is “thrown together”. It was very very homemade, amateurish and sloppy. The first twenty minutes was gathering all of the actors in various living rooms, and driving the van across town to pick more of ( Read more... )

So, besides having a weird dream wherein the cast of Grey’s Anatomy were at an orgy party that I was also at, and I watched the mean, but hot doctor /intern have someone go down on him- yesterday was fairly uneventful ( Read more... )

Just a question do you like having your body massaged with warm lotion from head to toe? well if you do or you thionk you might get backe to me I have great hands and I am a licensed massage therapist, I would also love to give you a happy ending. edwardleone@comcat.net