So, on Wednesday I did something phenomenally stupid: I listened to everyone and finally went and auditioned for American Idol. I say it was phenomenally stupid because it took me so long to figure out that the show is NOTHING like they portray it on TV. So anyone on my friends list who is considering auditioning, read this first ( Read more... )

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Thank you very fucking much Mr. Inconsiderate Neighbor, for waking up my ass at 9 am on a goddamn Sunday morning. Is it not enough that your overlydull senses are unable to detect the thumping bass speaker you have so conveniently placed right up next to the concrete walls that divide these puny little dwelling habitats for humans, but must you ( Read more... )

it's official: everything they have ever said about my generation is true. we are the embodiment of every negative stereotype ever lobbed in our general direction. we are lazy, uninformed, uneducated and simply desensitized to everything that doesn't involve video games, mcdonalds and porn. never have i been so disappointed in this country.
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for your viewing pleasure (or not).

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"Jeeze! I wonder which god it is that's the God of Bullshit ( Read more... )

you want to know what it feels like. it's the tortured wail of a caged meadowlark. it's the mouth belonging to the one woman who knows how to say please with perfectly placed sensuality. the deliciously drawn out whisper of an 's' that could make a mans knees collapse from his brains inability to maintain his bodies normal processes. it's how ( Read more... )

In the short time I have been on this planet nothing has struck me so hard and so foul and so ridiculous as my inability to get over something ( Read more... )

i'm going to go ahead and hang my head in shame while i mutter the words...

this is going to be friends only as of tomorrow.