I don't have to see it, Dottie. I lived it.

[stoichiometry]

I hate when you urgently need info from someone but you're so averse to calling that you text them spastically over and over until you're just saying "beep beep" and "elloooooooooo" and "gee i sure hope you have unlimited texting" and then you text their SO because you're so desperate but even they aren't answering and then you just can't help

Comments

[ambiguousreason]

I'm sorry you're having this problem but omg laughing forever at this entry.

[stoichiometry]

At least it's a fairly universal problem, right? ... right?

[loveoholic]

This is the most hilarious and beautiful run-on sentence I have ever read in my life.

[stoichiometry]

I'm glad some beauty can come from such hideous imaginings.

[inkquillandhope]

Oh Ben, you have no idea how much I completely love your spaz moments.

I was thinking of you yesterday!

I miss you!

[stoichiometry]

Haha, thanks. I think. *spaz*

[inkquillandhope]

So how have you been? You never get on aim anymore *WHINES*
lol

[oceanhippie]

I do this crap all the time. I constantly think of people naked/having sex and repulse myself and then it's like I can't get out of my head; it just keeps replaying. I'm sure it can't be normal and I shouldn't be admitting it. Whateverrr.

[oceanhippie]

P.S. Hi, stranger face. :)

[star__pixie]

oh, Ben how i miss you!