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The most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD 31 Best Disciple Competition.
And remember kids, you may want sex in the champagne room, but there is no sex in the champagne room. Never.
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The dog days are over!
I've been listening to so much good music lately I can't even tell you. It's all boop boop boop and la de da. The shrink keeps changing my meds around (the only thing constant is the Prozac) because I've been manically manic for about six months longer than should be humanly possible. But the summery joy and epic cheerfulness and upbeatism and ( Read more... ) -
I don't have to see it, Dottie. I lived it.
I hate when you urgently need info from someone but you're so averse to calling that you text them spastically over and over until you're just saying "beep beep" and "elloooooooooo" and "gee i sure hope you have unlimited texting" and then you text their SO because you're so desperate but even they aren't answering and then you just can't help ( Read more... ) -
Desktop Screenshot
Remember when I used to do memes? Yeah, me either. But I do think there used to be one floating around about posting what your desktop looks like. Mine was always a travesty - a shameful, horrifying visualization of the chaos I subjected my digital belongings to. There are still things in a folder called "Organize" that are miscellaneous bytes of ( Read more... ) -
An update on breast milk and other disturbing issues.
So here's what I really hate about the current state of psychopharm. Everyone's different, right? That's kind of what crossing-over during meiosis is all about. Genetic diversity. But - hold the phones - Prozac is 100% always Prozac no matter who they give it to. Lamictal is always Lamictal. So naturally they don't have the same effect on everyone ( Read more... ) -
This is actually a serious post disguised by frivolity and run-on sentences.
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The crazy insomnia continues. I just got the second n64 zelda game and have been playing it like a ridiculous fool. I'm also burning my way through s3 of Bones and tutoring my little pupils and generally being awesome. I'm beginning to get a little frazzled by only catnapping in the mornings, but for some reason I just feel majorly restless. 2010, ( Read more... ) -
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Everything feels very ! lately. No idea why, not even questioning it. Just ! all the time ( Read more... ) -
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HAPPY FREAKING NEW YEAR, HUNNYBUNNIES. Isn't life rather glorious? Aren't you glad 2009 has gone to hell? Fuck you, 2009, you're deader than a dead dead thing. And that's pretty dead, you asshole. -
Shmisney?
Okay, poll time. What's your favorite Disney movie? Tomorrow some homies are having a Disney/Tarantino marathon where we alternate fluff and gore until someone kills themselves from sheer disgust with it all. I'm bringing Inglourious Basterds and WALL-E. But I promised I could download a few more Disneys to bring, because I'm stupid like that, so ( Read more... )