The Wonderful World Of New Products

[stolen_property]

I went shopping today and saw a couple of new products, which not only frightened me but also sent a shockwave to the deepest parts of my soul (and they said I couldn’t write dramatic scripts for soap opera’s). That shocking imagery reminds me that I need new socks. Anyway, the first new product I saw was “CASHMERE” toilet paper. The product is

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[highly_quotable]

LOL

So much angst over cashmere toilet paper and pungent shampoo?? Beware of new products next time you go shopping: stay away from them!!

[stolen_property]

Yes, I dance naked for ladybugs yet cashmere toilet paper seems strange to me. New products are evil! Unless of course the service me in some unique way and are target marketed to my interests...then they rock!

[jupiter__crash]

hehe..this was a good morning read.
i completely agree with you, though.
i cant even use the herbal essence shampoos anymore cause there are so many 'plants and herbs' in it that washing my hair has become a triggering factor to my allergies. i just want a simple shampoo that will get the job done.

catholic school industrial like paper? is that what you had? if so you were spoiled. we had 'one-ply tissue papper'.

[stolen_property]

LOL! One-ply......*shiver* You hope and pray that the one-ply doesn't break! Herbal essence? I think you are required by law to have an orgasam everytime you wash your hair. Marketing never lies!

[raspberry_wine]

personally, when i'm eating my lucky charms i'm concentrating too much on finding the marshmallows in the box to even care what is on the television.

As for the commercials, my favourite part is when you see little puppies or kittens playing with the toilet paper. We all know that if something is good enough for our furry companions then it's good enough for us! (fyi...johnny...you are not my furry companion).

As for the shampoo...I looooooooove smelly shampoo or body wash. The best part is when people walk up to you and ask why you smell like a kellogs rice crispy treat!

[stolen_property]

Yes we discussed the wonders of the lucky charms marshmallows before.......why is it you can never get enough? I swear they must put nicotine in them or something.

hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm,
Why do you smell like a kellogs rice crispie treat? Now I am having the mental image of you rolling around naked screaming "SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!"

[trinchick]

where do you shop??
that toilet paper would make a great gag gift.

[stolen_property]

Unfortunatley I shop everywhere. This brand was available in bulk at "sam's club"......although I don't know if it was for a limited time and if they are available anywhere else.

[neroribena]

man! i can't stop laughing. i fear that i may fall off my chair soon and have a fit.

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[stolen_property]

Is it a bean bag chair? I wonder if anyone can truly fall off a bean bag chair......I mean it is almost impossible! Ok I need to stop thinking! lol

[neroribena]

nope - a computer chair.

you can roll off bean bag chairs, but no, not fall off.

[stolen_property]

lol......."you can roll off bean bag chairs, but no, not fall off" for some reason I am chuckling to myself about that statement. I never really thought about it before but, you are correct! For being correct you get something from the mystery prize bag! woo hoo!