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A story of tech woe
Yesterday was a sad day... You see my favourite unicorn "Eucalyptus" was over for a spot of tea. Generally we share tea in the kitchen but today we decided to mix it up and enjoy it in the family room. I brought out freshly made crumpets but forgot to warn Eucalyptus that they were hot from the oven. When she reached for one her magical hoof was ( Read more... ) -
Curious George and more war time propaganda.
Last night I awoke from my slumber to make a note in my journal. I remember thinking that the idea I wrote down would spawn a brilliant script for a stage play. The scripts sheer genius would make it a smash hit on Broadway, thus requiring me to think about its screen adaptation. After carefully weighing all of my options I decided it would be ( Read more... ) -
2004 was a cocky year.
Lately I have been obsessively listening to “I believe in a thing called love” by The Darkness. It has been my experience that one can not simply listen to this song without doing some sort of bodily movement. One of my favourite moves is to jump off a couch with my right leg in front of my torso and my left leg firmly tucked under my taught ( Read more... ) -
Apparently my halloween is 14 days late...
HALLOWEEN COSTUME 2005!
Now with pictures and new kung fu grip!
…be very…very…very…afraid
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Richard Simmons has made a career by sliding Hawaiian hot dogs down his throat.
For those of you who have read my journal, you may be aware that I am fond of handstands. Not just typical handstands but, handstands that re-define physics. I noticed my talent for inversion at a young age. My cousin found it funny to hang me upside down, 20 feet in the air off of a banister, and swing me around until I felt the urge to vomit ( Read more... ) -
They knew Walt Disney was frozen when they could see his nipples through his t-shirt
I have to admit, I have always been suspect of Mickey Mouse. On the surface he seems like a cheerful little fellow but I found his eyes to be very cold and black. Every time I watched his animated shorts my soul felt dirty. It was almost as if he was using his charm to distract me from the fact that he was a corporate whore. Whore may be a ( Read more... )