This weekend I have a gig, which will require me to primarily play 80’s music. As a result I have been listening to many greatest hits albums and less then stellar 80’s compilations. This is all meant to elicit the spirit of the 80’s within me when I select music to play at the event. I suspect it may be beneficial if I funk out my hair and use ( Read more... )

I have to admit I am not fond of coffee although I usually like the conversation that goes along with ingesting java. If you are a coffee lover you should be aware that there is a new gourmet coffee on the market called Kopi Luwak. Current market demands price this “earthy, musty, syrupy, smooth and rich” blend at more than $1,000 a kilogram. ( Read more... )

Analogies (Us)

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With John Kerry’s Concession of Ohio, Americans have spoken and officially prefer Bush to ketchup. This may explain why US teen pregnancy rates are so high.


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Who would you vote for?


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Canadian thanksgiving has come and gone and so has a family event so illustrious that only Evel Knievel could top it. The evening started off with my father announcing to everyone that I had gone to pick up my girlfriend Carol. The only problem is that I don’t have a girlfriend and I don’t know anyone named Carol. When I arrived at the house 30 ( Read more... )

I have some sort of cold/flu/disease. I am not quite sure what I have, but I have been waking up surrounded in mounds of Kleenex (cha-ching product placement), tossed covers and large pillows. I think I am slowly going delirious. Is it normal to be sitting at your computer with your ears plugged and listening to Michael Jackson’s thriller? Your ( Read more... )

A Life Without

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After many years of research Japanese scientists have created something that will change mankind. They have created the perfect boyfriend. No they did not brainwash the male populace into thinking they were roosters or that foreplay was better then football. Nor did they surgically alter higher brain functions to make men more docile. What they ( Read more... )

Now that the Olympics are over I think that it is high time that I made some of my opinions known. Before I start complaining I want to put in the disclaimer that this will primarily deal with Canadian content. In case you are unaware Canada is a country that is beside Peru. Its main export is carrots and its main import is fluorescent condoms ( Read more... )