Wherefore art thou Carol?

[stolen_property]

Canadian thanksgiving has come and gone and so has a family event so illustrious that only Evel Knievel could top it. The evening started off with my father announcing to everyone that I had gone to pick up my girlfriend Carol. The only problem is that I don’t have a girlfriend and I don’t know anyone named Carol. When I arrived at the house 30

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[sajd]

If my grandmother is at all perverted, she keeps it very well hidden. However, I recently met her brother for only the second time in my life and he said "sex happens" (apparently this particularly occurred in the old days when young people lived...er...in the woods, and did not have libraries or karaoke bars to go to or anything, and so ignored their parents rule: "sex will not happen") and winked at me. I fell clean off my chair. I think the two of them must not actually be siblings at all.

Carol sounds lovely. But I do understand your desire for privacy at the beginning of a relationship. Good luck, though.

[stolen_property]

Well I think Carol is trying to smother me. It seems she is always around when I least expect her and I can never really find her when I have to talk to her. It's very confusing, not as confusing as karaoke sex bars that hire old people that lived in the woods. I wonder if you whip a fellow in the forrest and he is beside a karaoke sex bar wearing leather chaps, does he make a sound?

[raspberry_wine]

I think Carol is a hottie! good one Jdawg....she's a keeper

[stolen_property]

Yeah she is quite special. The only problem is that our sex life seems to be non-exsistent. It's almost like she isn't even there and I end up doing all the work! Scandalous if you ask me.

[goon_addict]

after becoming intrigued by your disturbed frame of mind, i decided to invade your personal space... i got thus far.

i also decided to make you the lucky recipient of an introduction as we have something in common, being ukranian.

...so, having fulfilled my urge to contact a stranger, i shall once again fade into the background with my bottle of vodka :)

[stolen_property]

I will further initiate contact by adding you to my friends list so I can continue to see the developments of your warped mind. Being Ukrainian means I am required by law to add you and give you a bottle of perlova vodka.

[goon_addict]

you shall be added in return. warped? *looks around* moi?

i love european hospitality... although, i have never heard of this perlova. tis good, i assume? the ones with the highest rating over here are absolut and stolichnaya.

[stolen_property]

I may be european by heritage but, I was born and raised in toronto....therefore it is my duty to bore you to death with kindness. Perlova vodka is a ukrainian vodka that tastes horrible...lol..

and yes waaaaaaaaaaarped ;)