To walk around aimlessly saying ‘Beluga’ in a pathetic Sean Connery impersonation cannot be helped. Extremely addictive this little uttering is ( Read more... )

Does absence make the heart grow fonder ( Read more... )

Argh! My legs are still seizing up from Wednesday’s training session. It hurts to walk. My thighs feel as though hot pokers are being thrust into them with every step. Must. Mosh. Tomorrow ( Read more... )

Contemplated making a shirt for the weekend outing of Homebake. Comtemplating is as far as I got. The can’t be bothered factor is way too prominent in my train of thought. The creative juices started flowing, designs started appearing in my minds eye, but taking your imagination and making it a reality requires work. Work is something I’m tending ( Read more... )

The first Christmas party of the year shall be tackled head-on with many glasses of alcohol this coming Friday. To interact with these people is not an enjoyable experience at the best of times. Add alcohol into the mix and the creatures that emerge from these beings are just plain scary. I have found that switching my brain off and consistently ( Read more... )

Friday - Took day off. Spent the entire day running around like some escaped mental patient arriving late for appointments. The weather was the worst possible in terms of make-up. It felt like 40+ degrees and in such heat, faces tend to melt. Not a good look really. The formal was hell on earth. We arrived extremely late and very sober as I was ( Read more... )

Watching ‘The Majestic’ made me fall into the deep abyss which is love. I swooned. I melted. I’ve decided to find the owner of the golden retriever used in the film, and persuade them, very nicely of course, to give me their dog ( Read more... )

I am not going to achieve my goal. After a day of nothing but healthy goodness, I came home, ready to prepare my salad dinner, opened the fridge and there sitting in front of me in several containers, mocking me, daring me, were leftovers... so cruel is life. I have been blessed with a lack of self control. So of course I gorged myself on an ( Read more... )

I wish this weekend never happened ( Read more... )

After consuming copious amounts of ice-blocks I decided I needed to burn off the excessive sugar intake, otherwise those around me would have to deal with hyper me. I’m bad enough normally, put sugar into me and you’ll be looking for a tranquiliser ( Read more... )