The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them

[goon_addict]

Watching ‘The Majestic’ made me fall into the deep abyss which is love. I swooned. I melted. I’ve decided to find the owner of the golden retriever used in the film, and persuade them, very nicely of course, to give me their dog

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[stolen_property]

Some people would pay good money to have a hold in a pair of leather chaps....so you should consider yourself lucky.

Zombies can be hot although drunken zombie sex seems impossible...I mean the logistics......how could they go faster? Questions that shouldn't be asked really.

[sharpez]

hard as it is to believe... i have been informed that, just sometimes, faster is *not always* better.

... apparently.

*shrugs*

[stolen_property]

That would explain the facial slaps I recieve on a regular basis.

[ohdeh]

apparently if you're after speed the first thing to do is get rid of the un-needed limbs. but then when you use them as a sled you have nothing to hold onto.. tuff decision.

[ohdeh]

the 'man-pink' are you talking about clothing? or just men and pink? i like pink :o pink things are good, but i dont think id wear pink.

your mate owes you big time!! or was it the other way around so uve ended up doing that? ;p

dont freak out! u know you can doooooooo it.

[sharpez]

pink shirts can be appropriate. but only VERY occassionally. and only in 'business', work or interview environments.

[goon_addict]

i suppose if a man can carry off a pink shirt without looking limp wristed, they've got my respect.

[goon_addict]

'man pink' i believe is a holden colour. i couldn't drive a pink car.

pink is not a very manly colour in my opinion. it is not one of my favourite colours by any stretch of the imagination. blue all the way is i.

my mate is currently in traction ;)

[sharpez]

what is a 'formal'?

[boobookittifukk]

The Australian equivalent to a prom.

[goon_addict]

an excuse to beautify oneself and spend excessive amounts of money on a couple of hours that at the end of the day, you kinda want to forget :p

[boobookittifukk]

*LMAO*
Can't you do the beautification on the day of the formal? As in during?

[goon_addict]

maz, i need loads of time in which to make myself look semi-human. i took friday off and spent the whole day running around with another formal attendee arriving late for appointments...

there was no alcohol *sob*

[boobookittifukk]

*lol*
We made up for that yesterday ;)

[goon_addict]

ahh, walking the streets of sydney in a drunken haze at 11am was great. although, the fuzziness kinda dissapeared and never returned...