I can now claim the name ‘chicken shite’ as my own. I didn’t go last night. Showing up by myself was not something I wanted to do. My buddy (I use that term loosely *grumble*) who was supposed to attend with me as my support team piked on me because they were enjoying themselves at the beach and wouldn’t be back in time ( Read more... )

I am doomed to hear stupid jokes at my expense for the rest of my life. Considering that such messy occurrences are a rarity in my life... me being an old hand at the enjoyment of alcohol, it’s not fair that I have to be subjected to such ridicule. It was a mixture of Pringles, chocolate milk, chicken parmigana and nasty, dodgy wine. Thinking about ( Read more... )

I have a growth. It looks as if my forehead is about to give birth. Far from the realm of happiness I have drifted. Convinced that it is a direct result of stress, attempts have been made to relax. To no avail. In short one is mightily cranked up ( Read more... )

I've decided that sarcasm does not solve everything, it just confuses the situation. In the midst of our bantering, he asked me out. Me being severly hungover and functioning on two hours sleep didn't respond in the way he was hoping. He also asked for my phone number, once again, I deflected the line of questioning with a witty comeback ( Read more... )

Friday night I was roped into attending a club to meet my mates interest. Sleaze. I don’t know why she goes for such dog shit. Totally crappy night. Was the responsible one for this particular outing, so I couldn’t drink to numb myself of his stupidity ( Read more... )

Tired beyond description. Four films in one night. Insomnia ( Read more... )

My mind should just shut itself down. I thought I was having a bit of a disagreement with a couple of my mates. Turns out it was all in my head. Committing myself is probably the way to go. I tend to focus on the tiniest piece of information or event and blow it out of proportion. After my paranoia has done it’s bit I’ve created parallel world ( Read more... )

Oompa loompa doompa dee doo, have I got a present for you -


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This weather is a total pain in the arse. I’m wearing shorts and thongs and my feet are cold. At least my toes look hot... they have red nails. It was nice and warm yesterday, but not warm enough to immerse oneself into the ocean. So, I clothed myself in the attire that would suit a nice warm day. I should’ve known that with my luck, it would rain ( Read more... )

Chucked on shorts, a singlet and thongs and headed down the coast. Wasn’t warm enough to go swimming, so we walked along the beach instead. Those electronic toilets still crack me up ( Read more... )